OUCH!!! OUCH!!! NO MORE!!

Hi blog lovers.

Well its is very much ouch, and only day two of new regime (again), I was almost crying at the cute gorgeous guy and his pert fit skinny lady friends, grrrrr. It was painful today, very painful.

At first I danced about to my music, to get me in a real nice mood, which I was anyway because I had weighed myself yesterday and today (yes, I know you not supposed to do it like that, but I want instant results ok!) and there was a pound difference on the scales. Who knows, I could have moved them in a slightly different position but it still showed a loss. I was well pleased with my self, so, again, today I thought I would dance to my music again, have some fun, throw some shapes around, get in the groove, slide, grapevine and twist the flab away.

Then, on to you tube, my saved fav vids, Mr hunky and his hunketts, laughing at me. I am watching and copying everything that he and his ladies are doing, only I dont look as composed and polished as them. Only I dont look as if I am enjoying at as uch as them. bouncing, leg raises, bouncing knees bent, showing off his fit upper torso, he even comes up to the screen and shows off his pert bum, and says 'This is what we are working on' but all I can hear is 'Mine is so much tighter and smaller than yours'

I'm sure at that moment I let out a sob, I can't be sure of it as it was mixed in with groans and grunts and 'I cant do one more set let alone two more sets'

YOUTUBE. Why was this be invented, there are just no excuses for being lazy any more ornot being able to afford to buy keep fit DVDs for home! I mean, if you aresat at home on a lap top then you can find almost anything you want using the Internet and how to do it on YOUTUBE! Which is what I did, looking for inspiration and workout sessions, Oh why did I do that!! You could probably find out how to be a brain surgeon, or at least in theory, some of us cant stand the site of blood, because it will be 'out there' some where.

Anyway, I've gone off again, I hurt, and that's the gist of things.I want to have a pill that will get me fit, slim me down and keep me that way forever! Simples.

So nagging sister, you have been ousted for a while, cos I have a new object of scorn to focus on, although I can feel you now agreeing with him, and you blog readers out there, still small voices, I can feel you all nodding in agreement with hunky man.